He's Back, I've Missed Him, (Not) 0019858530769

[Baldric]

They're back again, just had a call from Indian Peter, a Microsoft Engineer, who was very concerned 'cause for the last few days he's been monitoring my 'poota and it's got lots of problems on it, (seems ok to me).
So we spent a pleasant few minutes talking about the type of problems, and then when he asked me to input that magic phrase "let me in" all I said was I need to know which machine you want me to use 'cause there are quite a few in the Office for some reason we were suddenly cut off, strange that!

Telephone number calling was 0019858530769

[tonyav]

LOL, more fun when it's Mary from Bangalore, Baldric.

[wolf63]

Baldric - this is a picture of the guy, show it to the hounds


http://blogs.friendlybeings.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/microsoft-support-bombay.jpg

[Baldric]

I find her to be quite contrary tbh Tony!
;o)

[Bathsheba]

bit of advice here....don't blow a whistle down the phone, or you're likely to be woken in the early hours by phone ringing...;) x

[Baldric]

Thanks for that wolf, they're on the case, got his mugshot pinned up in the kennel!

[Khandro]

We had one yesterday speaking what he thought was German, with an Indian accent

[Baldric]

Baths, Whistle Blowing can be an expensive hobby!

http://www.thelocal.de/20120522/42685

[Bathsheba]

In know Baldric! I've seen similar reports elsewhere! Must admit, was a few years ago now ;) x x

[Butterbun]

I'm fed up with them, can't be bothered talking to them at all so as soon as I hear the accent I hang up.

[Bazile]

Baldric

//..just had a call from Indian Peter, a Microsoft Engineer, who was very concerned 'cause for the last few days he's been monitoring my 'poota and it's got lots of problems on it, (seems ok to me). //

''seems ok to me ''
Yeah , that's because you dont have the right equipment when you look at the 'poota'.

You need special glasses like what indian Peter is wearing here

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=picture+of+a+face+with+big+funny+glasses&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=923&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=aE6eVdGBL-mU7Qb9ooTwBQ&;ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgrc=KGiSG-_CkubGVM%3A

[Bazile]

tonyav

How does it go ?

There was a lady called Mary from Bangalore , who ......

[Baldric]

This one Baz?
http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/32/98/63463001405024/0/funny-face-challenge-me-with-santa-glasses.w654.jpg
Or this one?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSx2KYnYpiDAXDrSfh5rU394tL04rZsHVvdLxkP6YKHOqrkD-DOHg

[tonyav]

Hiya Bazile.
Banged on my door.......

[tonyav]

This Mary if you hang up on her.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/81091742/original.jpg

[Bazile]

first one, Baldric

[Baldric]

'twas Bangalore Mary who called,
and she said I am truly appalled

(to be continued..)

[Baldric]

Baz, I saw him as a more of the second one type, tbh!

[Bazile]

'twas Bangalore Mary who called,
and she said I am truly appalled
that you think i'm bald .
I was suprised at what she said , as i recalled
.......

[tonyav]

When I said but it's true
Oh how she bawled.

[Bazile]

'twas Bangalore Mary who called,
and she said I am truly appalled
that you think i'm bald .
I was suprised at what she said , as i recalled
When I said but it's true
Oh how she bawled.
I said , calm down dear
your hair growth has only temporary stalled