Man Woman Santa?

[Jemisa]

Man, Woman, Santa?...............................
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is it?

A: The perfect woman – Santa Claus is made up and there’s no such thing as the perfect man!

[Grumpygrandad]

What????? you mean there's no Santa Claus?!!!!!!!!!!!

[askyourgran]

Aaah that is a rotten time to tell him jem^^^

[starone]

Tee-hee. No-one comes into my house who doesn't believe in Santa Claus. Also the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.