Three old football fans were in a church this evening, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Arsenal next win the Barclays Premier League?". God Replies, "In the next five years"
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham next win the Premier League?".
I'll The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years".
"But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man. U. win the European Champions League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"