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Chinese Takeaway
I popped into the Chinese takeaway last night, the old boy on his own took my order and went into the kitchen to get it started, he then came back and said, what you do for a rivin?
Rivin? I asked.
Yeah your rivin how you earn your money.
Im a comedian, I said.
He said make me raugh.
Raugh? I asked.
Yeah raugh, say joke make me raugh ha ha, you make me raugh, I give you flee dinner.
Flee dinner?
He said, bruddy hell, risten to me, say joke and me raugh your dinner flee you no pay.
As I was trying to think of a joke I looked into the kitchen and the pan was on fire, I panicked and pointed to kitchen and shouted Wok! Wok!...
and he said, who's there?.
Rivin? I asked.
Yeah your rivin how you earn your money.
Im a comedian, I said.
He said make me raugh.
Raugh? I asked.
Yeah raugh, say joke make me raugh ha ha, you make me raugh, I give you flee dinner.
Flee dinner?
He said, bruddy hell, risten to me, say joke and me raugh your dinner flee you no pay.
As I was trying to think of a joke I looked into the kitchen and the pan was on fire, I panicked and pointed to kitchen and shouted Wok! Wok!...
and he said, who's there?.
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