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Shoot The Pig.............

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Shaglene | 18:53 Thu 19th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,.

"Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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i bet he copped it!
He'll be in the pen.....
lol
Some body will squeal on him.
Not very PC this!
I'll bet his radio is crackling as well.
Some people will be a bit dis -grunt- led over this joke....

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