Building Site

[Rondy]

Stocky gets a job on a building site. After an hour or two he's dying to use the loo so he asks the foreman where the toilets are. "We don't have any as such" say's the foreman "do you see that big hole in the ground, with the plank over it?....well we squat on the plank and do it in the hole....it's getting full though so be careful"

Stocky goes over and taking his coat off, he stands on the plank and squats over the hole. He wobbles a bit, and while fighting to keep his balance, he drops his coat in the hole full of crap.

3 hours later the foreman sees Stocky laying beside the hole, sleeves rolled up and his arms in the crap.

"My word lad, what on earth are you doing!!?"

Stocky replied "I've dropped me coat in here and I'm trying to get it out".

The foreman looks disgusted and say's "Well it won't be any use to you even if you find it".

"I know" replied Stocky "but it's got me sandwhiches in the pocket"