this is no joke, it's true!

[Bobbisox]

THE UK IS IN DEEP TROUBLE






This sums things up......









The UK is in DEEP trouble...


The population of this country is



approximately 60 million.









32 million are retired.


That leaves 28 million to do the work..



There are 17 million in school or at Universities.



Which leaves 11 million to do the work.


Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.



Leaving 3 million to do the work.




1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan ..



Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.




Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.






At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming Invalidity Benefit.



Leaving 512,000 to do the work.





Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.





That leaves just two people to do the work.




You and me.




And there you are,




Sitting on your ar$e,




At your computer, reading jokes.



Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out through trying to cope on my own?

Bobbi x

[ttfn]

and I thought I was working whilst you went for a tramp in the woods - but that is another joke. Morning Sis x

[Bobbisox]

Morning pet, had a lovely nights sleep, all that fresh air made me whoozy and comfy, I will do it more often from now, still hoping to catch Yogi in them thar woods mind yer, have a lovely day at work, they will be suprised you made it...ha-ha
Bobbi ♥

[boxtops]

You've forgotten the NHS bobbi (good morning), they are the world's third largest employer - behind the Chinese Army and the Indian Railways only - 1.3 million of us in the UK..... where do we fit in your equation?!

[Bobbisox]

Are they doing all the work now boxy?
give them all a massive pay rise I say, backdated to 1947 when the NHS was created,
They deserve every penny...<really>
Bobbi ♥

[Bbbananas]

Thanks Bobbs - If only you were Prime Minister.....?!!

[Bobbisox]

Morning salla, I am a great advocate of the NHS and the brilliant work it does, it is a pity it gets drained the way it does, all NHS workers should be classed as an independant body where wages are concerned, and given their great worth
Bobbi ♥

[boxtops]

Ooh yes please bobbi, although I don't think it's going to happen, pay freeze more likely.

[ttfn]

I salute the NHS too (wouldn't want to get paid in novocaine though boxy - too much of a freeze) (;-)) ttfn x

[redman41]

Morning Bobbi !
If we bring craft out of retirement do you think she could help us out........:-D

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, good joke bobbi although I thought your joke was going to go...



THE UK IS IN DEEP TROUBLE






This sums things up......

England are going to lose....
But we'll be there till the bitter end Come On Englaaaaaaaaand!