Going Loco Down in Acapulco

[VINNY100_2]

Or should I buy a pad in punta extapa. (:o)

[netibiza]

why Robi can't chime

[shaneystar2]

Bing Bong merrily on high ...I see Vinny is revving up for the Christmas Becksfest !
Come along Robinia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vNT959cTyJ2s

shake a leg

[netibiza]

Oh well if we're talking about Xmas and Vinny!!!!

[Robinia]

the deafening din of a thousand grasshoppers filled the air & suddenly from the far side of the field, furiously pedalling a tandem, came a screaming woman in a blood spattered grey dress & a woodbine tucked tightly behind her ear whilst a skeleton on the rear seat hurled empty gin bottles at their menacing pursuers. Hot on their mudguard raced a raging bull followed by a black slavering beast, with red eyes & teeth like a shark and overhead a screeching swan swooped & swished at the terrified travellers.
From over the horizon appeared a silhouette, a man in a battered hat & tie-dyed cape on a silver sit-on bufferer hurtling towards the tandem twosome & calling in a strange dialect.....'Oi be savin eee, oooh arrr.....'
yes, it was Sproutman! hurrah!
In a flash he'd swept the distressed damsel away from peril & they headed breathlessly towards his passion wagon ...oops, camper van...

<<<BONG...BONG>>>>...

ooh booger, I've woken up & it was just getting to the good bit...

[netibiza]

WHAT???? just getting to the good part with the Sproutman??? Surely yea jest?? I'd rather with the black beast and fiery eyes (well, no not literally)

[Robinia]

well that'll be you barred from the xmas grotto neti

who else might have been waiting in the van.....??? <dern, dern dernnnnn>

[VINNY100_2]

hahahahahaha..brill robinia..! you should write a book.
Loved the bell ringers Shaney....(:O)

[Jude123]

Very funny Robi. Remember ....... I told you once you should write a book so how about it?

[netibiza]

= He's adorable!

[maggie321]

No Jude I dont smoke, but I do steam a bit at times. lol.

[Robinia]

morning wishy washies....come on, let's be havin' your tatty vests, it's all going in the tub.
Slept through shaney's bells today, ha! I pulled her tea-cosies over them all. I used to know someone who was a campol......campag.......bell ringer. She was only about 5 stone wringing wet & I always used to imagine she went up with the rope...haha.

agghhh, look out Vinny
it's behind you!

[Jude123]

Morning All Where is everybody yesterday and today. I bet you're all out enjying this lovely weather we're having! I'm having a lazy day and going out to lunch again.
Everton did good didn't they Vinny or didn't yo watch it?
I'm off to put me 'face' on now see you later :o)

[netibiza]

We were flooded yesterday. I couldn't get out the back door and the dishwasher (installed on back patio) was floating. Also on the next island (Mallorca) they had a typhoon, and we had whirling winds and everything was flying!! So Mr N and I decided to go out for a lunch in the country and it was lovely. Then back home for a siesta . That basically was my day!!

[netibiza]

Now I have no water, there's an ave maria (averia) in road somewhere which needs mending, just as chip pan is in dishwasher and I was starting to wash my hair. Must be nice, sometimes, to live in a civilised town.

[Jude123]

Oh dear Neti how we take these things like running water for granted, Hope you get sorted soon. Maggie and me have been out to lunch, another pub. I think we've been in every pub in Derbyshire. I didn't enjoy mine much and we wont be going there again. I had chicken tika masala and the rice was really clarty and I told them so. Didn't get any refund though!

[Robinia]

mmm, well there'll be no sympathy from me - leaving me here to talk to myself....

I've had a mug of soup & a custard & done some wood preserving....that basically was my day, whoop de doo. Tomorrow, energy permitting, I may paint a door...whoop de doo part twooo.

this is my answer no. 6767 if anyone's interested...
I was going to 'yo' a song from 67 but I found this by accident....gives me goosebumps...

♫da dood'n doo♫

[netibiza]

Gosh - that brings back all the old angst from my youth! I actually ment there was a tornado in Mallorca.

[DaSwede]

Evening, all. I dreamt of jno last night(!), telling us a few jno secrets - well, at least walk of life. Only, the company name was an acronym and I didn't know what it was... had something to do with money, though, lots and lots of it, like Fort Knox but British... something about Britain storing its gold in lots of other countries, hence the travels. So now we know! You're not the only psychic here, Robinia! (All this of course says loads about me and nothing at all about jno.)

Oh my poor Neti, I do feel for you! But I know you love your little village. Jude, you go girl - I make a nuisance of myself at restaurants too. They shouldn't ask if everything is to your satisfaction if they don't want to know, that's my motto.

Heard something hilarious (and cute) on the radio. It's a show where listeners call in on a particular subject. Wednesday the theme was monthly periods. One woman contributed this conversation that had taken place between her friend and her friend's boyfriend when they were sweet seventeen.

Boy: Listen, do you wanna spend the night?
Girl: Uh, no, not really. I have my period, I'd rather sleep alone.
Boy: What, now?
Girl: Eh?
Boy: You have it like now?
Girl:Yeeah...?
Boy: But-
Girl: What!
Boy: But... the moon isn't full!

Ha ha ha! Women as werewolves! It's so funny! Are you laughing! Ha ha, I should probably play you Werewolves of London now, with Warren Zevon, but I'll just go with ole carmelita instead. Bye now!

[netibiza]

Have just ordered Housewife 49 and Nella's last war from Amazon. Many thanks for all the help.