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Two Harley Davidson riders, Nick and Joey, were riding through the country to go bear hunting.
They came upon a divider in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT".
So they shrugged and went back home.
In London there's a new service that delivers the morning-after pill to your home by bicycle messenger.
And to make sure you don't regret your decision, the pills will be delivered by a kid who is an obnoxious jerk.
Dean and Martin, both completely drunk, were going home one late night walking on railway tracks.
Dean: “This is the toughest flight of stairs I have ever taken.”
Martin: “Yeah, even the railings are so low.”
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer...and a mop.
My Granddad was a fake blacksmith you know.
He worked in a forgery.
And don't forget.
A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.