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[maggiebee]

Flood warnings have been issued across England as the whole of Scotland pi**es themselves laughing.

[sunny-dave]

That's useful - the pish will keep you warm when the oil money runs out.

[Svejk]

Who are you playing next?

[maggiebee]

Aaaww throwing your dummies away? Aaaww diddums x

[Svejk]

I'm Welsh.

[douglas9401]

There you go Svejk, life will be so much simpler now you're 'out'. :-)

[zabado]

I'm English and love this joke. Thanks Maggie.

[murraymints]

lol

[NoMercy]

Have you got a date for a second referendum yet?

[maggiebee]

Not yet NM but there's a meeting of my local SNP branch on Monday so may know more then. I will of course share x

[Patsy33]

Haha.. Urine dangerous waters Maggie!

[Patsy33]

.....and another thing, at least we go them all to spend a penny!