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The Cupboard.....
A woman took a lover home during the day while her husband was at
work. Her 9-year old son came home unexpectedly, saw them, and hid
in the bedroom cupboard. The woman's husband also came home. She put her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy said, 'Dark in here..'
The man said, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it ?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£150'
A few weeks later, it happened again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '£250'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boy's father said to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy said, 'I can't, I've sold my ball and boots.'
The father asked, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - '£400'
The father said, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'
They went to the church and the father made the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closed the door.
The boy said, 'Dark in here.'
The vicar said, 'Don't start that again, you little ***. You're in MY cupboard now.'
work. Her 9-year old son came home unexpectedly, saw them, and hid
in the bedroom cupboard. The woman's husband also came home. She put her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy said, 'Dark in here..'
The man said, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it ?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£150'
A few weeks later, it happened again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '£250'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boy's father said to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy said, 'I can't, I've sold my ball and boots.'
The father asked, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - '£400'
The father said, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'
They went to the church and the father made the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closed the door.
The boy said, 'Dark in here.'
The vicar said, 'Don't start that again, you little ***. You're in MY cupboard now.'
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