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Racism
A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sitting in a corner.
The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over there!" Everybody is clapping and cheering for the racist and when he buys the last pint, the black man turns around, puts his thumb up and says, "Thanks mate!"
The racist is slightly puzzled by his reaction but doesn't pay too much attention to it.
The next night, the racist goes into the same bar and again, there is a black guy sitting in the corner, so the man, again, goes to the bar, turns around and says, "I'm going to buy everyone here a free drink, except for that black guy over there!" The patrons are all ecstatic and are hugging and cheering the racist for his generosity.
When he buys the last pint, the black guy turns around, puts his thumb up and says, "Thanks mate!"
The racist scratches his head and asks the barman, "Why is that black guy thanking me when he's the only person I'm not buying drinks for?"
"Well" the barman responds, "he owns this place."
The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over there!" Everybody is clapping and cheering for the racist and when he buys the last pint, the black man turns around, puts his thumb up and says, "Thanks mate!"
The racist is slightly puzzled by his reaction but doesn't pay too much attention to it.
The next night, the racist goes into the same bar and again, there is a black guy sitting in the corner, so the man, again, goes to the bar, turns around and says, "I'm going to buy everyone here a free drink, except for that black guy over there!" The patrons are all ecstatic and are hugging and cheering the racist for his generosity.
When he buys the last pint, the black guy turns around, puts his thumb up and says, "Thanks mate!"
The racist scratches his head and asks the barman, "Why is that black guy thanking me when he's the only person I'm not buying drinks for?"
"Well" the barman responds, "he owns this place."
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Is it a fair assumption that this racist is white? Regardless ... a rubbish joke!
18:40 Thu 03rd Mar 2016
It's quite funny - I've seen worse jokes on here. I wish people would remember it's a "jokes" page and not everyone has the same sense of humour. Some jokes I have posted have been classed as too offensive and deleted but I personally thought they were hilarious......
If you're easily offended - don't watch the Aussie comedian Jim Jeffries - but I think he's absolutely brilliant.
If you're easily offended - don't watch the Aussie comedian Jim Jeffries - but I think he's absolutely brilliant.
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