Eh?

[maggiebee]

I saw a dyslexic Yorkshire man the other day.
He was wearing a cat flap.

[Chipchopper]

Thats a good un!

[Zacs-Master]

Did he have his lippet on a wead?

[maggiebee]

You will have to translate that one for me Zacs!

[RATTER15]

Or the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel!

[RATTER15]

My dyslexic gay friend is so excited for February 14th. He thinks it's Vaseline Day!

[Zacs-Master]

LOL ^^^^^

[ChillDoubt]

That's nothing. I knew a dyslexic Devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.......

[Patsy33]

I read today that 10 out of 2 people are dyslectic....

[marval]

My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery competition.

He wrote a poem.

[Jackdaw33]

Whippet on a lead, Maggiebee. Most of these are Spoonerisms.

[marval]

My dad was dyslexic. Whenever I swore when growing up, he’d wash my mouth out with soup.

[Patsy33]

Well, my husband is dyslexic. He's also an agnostic and an insomniac. He lay awake all last night wondering if there really is a god....

[elliemay1]

Have you heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there ever was a dog.

[elliemay1]

crossed posts, patsy!

[Patsy33]

Not god! Dog!! I messed that up didn't you?....

[marval]

Did you hear about the dyslexic who went to the toga party dressed as a goat?