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The Three Moles

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Chipchopper | 00:09 Wed 31st Aug 2016 | Jokes
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A family of moles, take up residency in someones garden lawn : Momma mole, Pappa mole and baby mole.
Momma mole says to Pappa mole "I know your eyes aren't too good but stick your head up outa the hole and tell me what you can smell"
So pappa pops his head up ans says "Mmmm, smells like someones cooking bacon and eggs"
Momma mole, not wanting to miss out also pokes her head out of the hole (tight squeeze) and says : lovely, smells like pancakes, what do you think Baby mole ?" A disgruntled voice voice replies : "all I can smell back here is...molasses"!
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lol!
What a bummer, for the little mole.
Two of them...
He's probably glad he is nearly blind ;-)
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He's been the butt of many jokes.
Always gets the tail end.
Lol! Clever, but a stinker of a joke!...
HaHa

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