Donate SIGN UP

Birthday

Avatar Image
coffeeboy | 13:39 Wed 31st Aug 2016 | Jokes
3 Answers
Bought my wife's birthday present at the weekend, and hid it the oven she'll never find it there.
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 3 of 3rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by coffeeboy. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Men can do that, coffeeboy....read this one!

Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's oven turned out to be a recipe for disaster when the man attempted to heat up some food but instead blew his kitchen to bits.

The explosion occurred early on Wednesday, the U.S. Independence Day holiday, at the home of a 28-year-old man who had spent the night celebrating with a group of friends, Kansas City Assistant Fire Marshall Jim Duddy said Thursday.

According to Duddy, the group, ``who had been drinking heavily,'' were shooting fireworks off for several hours on Tuesday night at the Northland area home, disturbing neighbors who called police.

Someone in the group attempting to hide a stash of fireworks from the police, stuffed them into the oven and then forgot about them, Duddy said.

About 3 a.m. the homeowner decided to bake some lasagna and turned the oven on. ``It blew the kitchen all apart,'' said Duddy. ''The walls were all blown out, the oven flew right through one of the walls.''

Flying glass caused some slight injuries, but otherwise no one was hurt.

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010705/od/life_fireworks_dc_2.html
What's the present - a bun?
Will she suspect you're cooking something up?

1 to 3 of 3rss feed

Do you know the answer?

Birthday

Answer Question >>