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Patsy33 | 15:28 Mon 24th Oct 2016 | Jokes
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Me and my neighbour had a race to see who could put the washing out on the line the quickest. It was level pegging......
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That was a Bold move, bit too close for comfort.
16:54 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Did Len Or referee?
17:03 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Omo!.....not more washing puns!
17:04 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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What travels along your washing line at 100 miles per hour? Honda pants.
17:07 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Did you get aerial shots of the race?
17:09 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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My budgie smugglers were mobbed by marauding crows!
17:36 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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I though it might have come to blows.....
17:36 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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I found your story while surfing the net.
18:07 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Was the answer blowing in the wind!
18:15 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Nothing like a bit of fun to "Tide" us over..
18:16 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Yes, the Tide was coming in....
18:16 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Think we need new props....
18:43 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Whilst hanging a pair of jeans out on the line, I found a mouse in one of the pockets.
It came out squeaky clean.
18:55 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas?...


...Your mum!
18:59 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Was her name Peg?
20:29 Mon 24th Oct 2016
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Did you get the line from Siegfried?

20:41 Mon 24th Oct 2016

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