I Asked

[marval]

I asked the barber if he could do my hair in two minutes.

He said "Of course! I know a short cut."

[Chipchopper]

What does the barber do for a living ?......Eclipse

[Patsy33]

What did you say? Chop chop??

[Tilly2]

That was a bit snippy!

[Patsy33]

Come on Tilly, let's not split hairs....

[Tilly2]

That's going beyond the fringe, Patsy!

[Chipchopper]

Parting is such sweet sorrow

[Arksided]

That's cutting it a bit short.

[Tilly2]

Are you receding, Chip? Byeeeee!

[marval]

You lot are razor sharp today.

[Patsy33]

We have the cutting edge Marval...

[Tilly2]

We are on a permanent wave :-)

[Arksided]

Go really fast, Mo-he-can.

[Patsy33]

Would you comb here again?

[marval]

Well, I wouldn't give him the brush off.

[Tilly2]

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

[marval]

That's a bald statement Tilly.

[1ozzy]

Last visit to the Barbers there where 4 of them cutting my hair at once.

Well, I did ask for a crew cut.

[Tilly2]

Good one, Ozz!

[1ozzy]

Thanks