You Can't Win...........

[Shaglene]

"I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife. "I'm really disappointed!"

"You can hardly blame me," answered the husband. "It's not like I was getting any sex from you.”

"Well that's your fault," she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it!”

[Patsy33]

He'll pay for it alright!....