Where Did He Go ?
Two Polish workers are hired to paint wood preserver on a garden fence.
The older of the two men was short, fat and balding and was in charge of the job in hand.
The latter was a tall thin, younger guy, who was learning the ropes.
The older guy decided it would be more practical if he started at one end of the fence, paining the lower half, while the taller, younger lad, started at the other end, painting the upper half of the fence.
When they met in the middle, the younger guy accidentally splodges wood preservative on top of his bosses head.
The boss was so enraged by his clumsy co-worker that he fired him on the spot and sent him on his way.
Shortly after this, the owner of the fence came out with two mugs of tea and biscuits for the pair.
When the owner noticed the younger of the two men was no longer there, he said " wheres the young lad gone ?".
To this, the disgruntled boss replied: "I don't know, he just varnished into thin hair"