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percy1946 | 08:57 Thu 20th Apr 2017 | Jokes
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say " I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out !!!
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I think it was the same person who saw an egg pop out of a hen's behind and thought...............ooh, I'll eat that!
09:44 Thu 20th Apr 2017
udder thought ..mary from the dairy!
Thats not how it was - it was revenge for the night when he came home unexpectedly to find his wife being 'suckled' by the farmer who lived next door.
Sadly, the farmer wasnt married so - next best thing and all that....
I think it was the same person who saw an egg pop out of a hen's behind and thought...............ooh, I'll eat that!
I don't know. Who was the first person?
I would love to know who the first person was who passed a field of corn and thought it would be a good idea to crop it, thresh it, grind the seeds into flour so he could have bread for breakfast.

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