If You

[marval]

If you want a job in a moisturiser company.

Best advice I can give you.

Apply daily.

[maggiebee]

Classic...

[sunny-dave]

... you'll succeed if you're worth it ...

[Berniecuddles2]

Change your name on your CV to aloe vera may give you a better chance!

[Chipchopper]

The company turned me down, so don't rub it in.

[Hopkirk]

I kept applying even though I didn't hold out much hope - I was just going through the lotions.

[albaqwerty]

I've said before, on a previous jokes thread, you lot do really do make my day !! thank you xx

[jno]

you'll still have to stand in lines

[marval]

Glad you liked it Alba.

[Patsy33]

You smoothie you!