Personalised Plates

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Personally, I think they are just about the ultimate act of vanity and are utterly utterly w4nky, but the one I saw this morning took the biscuit. I was cycling behind a convertible Beetle and the guy driving it had a plate with the suffix SAD and then in brackets underneath was his name (Scott Andrew Davies).
It took the biscuit for me because (1) he felt the need to let everybody know that the initials were for his name, (2) he was driving a girls car, and (3) the SAD suffix was very apt because he was indeed very very very sad.
So, has anybody seen a w4nkier plate?

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hmmmm, you've made me think! Perhaps I should change the name.