I Asked

[Patsy33]

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, “They’re right behind you

[Berniecuddles2]

i laughed when The librarian handed the blind man a cheese grater... The blind man said "That's the most violent book I've ever read."

[Bazile]

what was your reply ?

OH NO THEY'RE NOT !!!!

[Patsy33]

Bernie I laughed my head off at your joke!..

[DTCwordfan]

man walks into the main library in Glasgie to be confronted by a 60 year old librarian in a grey tweed suit and horn-rimmed glasses.

"Do yer have a book on suicide?"

She looks at him, "Awae wi ye, yer bastud, yea nae bringin' it back."

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."