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A Few One Liners............
I wouldn’t say they were posh, but the toilet coughed before it flushed.
I wouldn’t say my wife’s ugly, but the milkman flirts with me.
When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.
I went to the doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
I went to a small guest house. The manager said, 'You want a room with running water? I said, 'What do you think I am? A trout?'
My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.
I wouldn’t say my wife’s ugly, but the milkman flirts with me.
When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.
I went to the doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
I went to a small guest house. The manager said, 'You want a room with running water? I said, 'What do you think I am? A trout?'
My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.
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