Electrical One Linner

[Chipchopper]

Q, What do you call a resistor that can't afford to pay rent ?.

A, ohm-less...

[Mamyalynne]

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Now they've gone into liquidation.

[Capeman]

Watt is a one linner??

[marval]

What does an electrician say to another electrician when they meet?

Watts up!

[Mamyalynne]

Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.

[mikey4444]

Never trust a Dentist with footprints on his ceiling !

[marval]

What is the favourite car of electricians?

Volts-wagon.

[Voltage]

lol or a volty wagon

[Bazile]

Never trust an electrician with woolen gloves

[marval]

What is an electrician’s favourite sweet?

Shock-olate

[maggiebee]

What should you do if a female electrician gives you the eye?

Resister

[maggiebee]

Oops resistor

[marval]

I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I've been carrying.

I'm ex-static!

[Garaman]

He should have re fused to go.

[marval]

This electrician arrives home at 3am.

His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"

He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"

[Chipchopper]

Never trust a gardener who stuffs peat inside his overalls.

[melv16]

Are currant affairs subjects for electricians?

[marval]

I used to date a female electrician.

She was shocking in bed.

[Chipchopper]

Did you have a short, Marval ?

[Shaglene]

One or two shockers here................

[Toorak]

...some are a bit close to the wire