The Next Door Neighbour,s Dog

[johnny.5]

the next door neighbour's dog
just had a crap on our lawn
so the missus told me to get a shovel and
throw it over their fence





Well That's just great
now we have no shovel and dog poo on the lawn !

[Theland]

Love it

[1ozzy]

My wife sent me to the shop for 1 dozen eggs, she added "if the Avocados are ripe get six".

So what's her problem with 6 dozen eggs?

[johnny.5]

last week in the shop I noticed the eggs were half price so I rang the wife and asked her if she wanted me to buy any
She said get two dozen
I said what type free range ? medium ? brown ?
she said bloomin' chocolate !

[DTCwordfan]

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. – I’ll let you know.

[Shaglene]

Your neighbour will not be very pleased with you. You told him that you didn’t have a shovel when he wanted to borrow one......

[Patsy33]

They'll be digging up the dirt on you!

[marval]

lol