Rubber Gloves

[waterboatman]

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well, I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a rather delicate portion of the procedure, she suddenly burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)





Be afraid of old ladies. Be very afraid!
They have been there and done that.

[Jackdaw33]

Talking of rubber gloves puts me in mind of the late, very much lamented Mrs O and her Marigolds.

[waterboatman]

I had Mrs. O in mind jack!

[murraymints]

Naughty ! Mrs O would have approved !!

[waterboatman]

I'm sure she would! I'd put money on it that she's seen it and laughed,

[Chipchopper]

I was a model for the large size but medium on cold days ;-)

[Shaglene]

I went swimming, Chippy...............

[Patsy33]

It's a lucky dip I suppose....