My Sister

[Patsy33]

My sister was engaged to a man with a wooden leg but she broke it off.

[retrocop]

Bet he was hopping mad.

[retrocop]

Obviously how she 'would worm 'herself out of the betrothal

[BANANASPLITS]

To many splinters lol

[Patsy33]

She must've rubbed him up the wrong way...

[BANANASPLITS]

I Dare not mention a leg over lol

[Patsy33]

Poor man. I've heard he's become quite unbalanced....

[DTCwordfan]

what did he do with the broken part - no.....

they sold a pair as antiques....£3600 - my goodness me.... https://metro.co.uk/2010/03/25/wooden-dildos-from-the-18th-century-worth-3600-191797/

[BANANASPLITS]

I wooden put it past him!

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^^
Lol!...

[BANANASPLITS]

When she broke up with him did she say why?
Was he dead wood ;-)

[tonyav]

Went against the grain I recon.

[Patsy33]

He was a rotter....

[BANANASPLITS]

He sounds a chip off the block lol

[DTCwordfan]

In my book, he was called 'Richard and Richard' and then put in that box.

[Patsy33]

Oi! BS! I'm as sane as you!...
Anyway, he's doing oak k now.....

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol treemendous

[marval]

I knew a man with a wooden leg called Smith. I don't know what his other leg was called.

[Shaglene]

A man with wooden legs, his house caught fire. The fire brigade saved the house but he was burnt to the ground....................

[Spicerack]

Ah, Marvel, that joke took me back to when I was 5 yrs old.