My Obsession..

[Patsy33]

My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing
And they're off!

[TonyV]

Patsy stable girls are notorious for giving a good ride

[marval]

Hay, just breath in the Ayr and take a different tack in the morning.

[Ken4155]

You should have asked for a Steward's Enquiry.

[Patsy33]

It certainly needs looking into Ken.
I'm going to sand -down my old kitchen table, in a bit...

[Ken4155]

I bet she'll soon be back when she sees the grass isn't greener on the other racecourse .... er, i mean other side.

[TonyV]

I hope you get knobbled

[TonyV]

Not get knobbled ^^^

[Patsy33]

What are the odds she'll come trotting back?!..

[TonyV]

6 - 9 my best odds

[Mamyalynne]

You never know, it may spur you on to better and higher fences.

[TonyV]

Lynne fences or hedges?

[jno]

depends how sulky she is, patsy

[Pyxis]

That Ascot to be the worst joke ever!

[retrocop]

No . Beecher's Brook

[DTCwordfan]

Are you handicapped?

Are you wearing Jockeys

Or are you insisting the trouble and strife wears silks

Or have you been nagging her?

[retrocop]

Good riddance. I wouln't want to be saddled with a nag. Plent of filly's out there but you may have to sell your Ford Mustang in the settlement.

[Patsy33]

Have you come on here just to stirrup things DTC?...

[DTCwordfan]

Hey Doc - how are you? Odds on that things are going well even if you two are going each way.

[Patsy33]

I see my wife has put her profile on a lot dating websites.
As far as I can see, she is Fakenham...