Bashed yourself on the head with your hairdryer?
Got the styling brush entangled, painfully, in your hair and had to resort to scissors?
Burned your ear with the hot curling tongs?
Poked yourself with the eye with a mascara wand?
I managed all four today, when trying to get ready quickly because I was late for a rendezvous.
If none of the above, have you ever stupidly hurt yourself when doing something in a rush? It would be good to know that I'm not the only numpty on the block.