how come????

[rob06uk]

if u need to go to toilet for a wee,u cannot hold it for too long,
if u need to go to toilet for,lets say a number 2..again u can hold it for a little whilehow come if you dont have sex or masturbate it just builds up and up for months

[RATTER14]

If you drink lots you need to wee lots, if you eat lots you neet to dump lots.

Im not sure what you been eating or drinking that makes you think you are going to need to ejaculate constantly?

You havnt had sex or masterbated for months?? Hell !!!!

[gary baldy]

Lets see how long the question lasts eh?
Anyone want to start a sweep stake?
My guess is about one minute after the AB elfs clock on in the morning!

[Toureman]

It comes out of your nose, it's called snot.

[joko]

it doesn't

[mycats]

Toureman - HA HA HA

[Loosehead]

The substance you refer to is constantly re absorbed by the body if it isn't used.

[andy-hughes]

The notion that semen builds up in some kind of internal reservoir, and requires regular release, is one put about by horny men to guillable ladies to obtain sex at rergular intervals.

As Loosehead says, it is reabsorbed - any guy who says he has lumps behind his ears as big as tennis balls is fibbing!

[violetblue]

How come the word 'masturbate' got through the sensor, when w*nk would not?

[Kim A]

Because the word beginning with 'm' sounds clinical and doctor-ish and somehow more....appropriate.... that the word beginning with 'w', which is common, rude, dirty and makes you go blind. Or so I'm led to believe.

[cascarelli]

eekkk.....violetblue said the W word!!

[mycats]

Because 'masturbate' isnt a dirty word!

[violetblue]

No I didn't, cascarelli. I bleeped myself first. I don't use rude words. I was just pointing out that the question was a bit rude. I like the way Andy-Hughes always gives a clinical answer to a smutty question, nullifying the effect. You're much funnier than smut, andy.

Mycats - it is a very dirty word. That's why they banned Cap'n Pugwash.

[rob06uk]

it wasnt meant to be rude,just curious.
there had been 12 answers to my question when i did this one that i am doing now,so u all must have wondered

[technoweasel]

Apparantly it's not good to let it 'build up' for too long... regular 'release' might well be beneficial.
Or is that just an excuse for millions of hormonally crazed teenage lads?
Maybe the FHM style magazines spread this rumour, sorry, advice...

[alvin100]

In some cases, especially when you are fairly young, It can be released involuntarily during sleep.
I cant really answer your question accurately as I try to maintain my level on a daily basis(LOL)

[rob06uk]

i have a good level myself,i dont need to d.i.y.
i was just curious when i asked this question.
i may have had a beer or two as well.
when are people gonna stop answering

[joko]

masturbate is not a dirty word! - same as penis, vagina, vulva, breasts, sex etc etc is not!

it is the correct term for what it is, as are the others.

- w*nk is a slang term, and used as an insult.

and don't start with all that captain pugwash nonsense - its anbd urban myth - it never happened!