Toilet Rolls

[derek-33]

I read there stockpiling them in case on no deal brexit.well " when I were a lad" we used a sheet of an old radio times.scruch it up and bobs ya uncle.( Printers ink and all)

[ummmm]

Really?

Seems to be no shortage in the supermarkets.

[douglas9401]

Ah, the origin of the Black Bottom.

[Baldric]

You could always use the Daily Mail, their ink doesn't come off on your
er, hands ;o)

[pixie374]

I was going to suggest the Mail :-). The toilet roll will all be used up by MPs wiping their mouths...

[Mamyalynne]

This isn't you is it Derek?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-47639537

[derek-33]

Nooo not me.lol

[Peter Pedant]

this point is so silly
i have been trying to work in - er squeeze in - sozza

and they havent got anything to go on !

oh OK - no radio times now so the times crossword pages
gives a new meaning to the phrase - I am stuck on the crossword ....

[Peter Pedant]

without bog paper ....
you are going to have to suck your cheeks in and give it a blow !

[spathiphyllum]

I’d just go and get a rescue dog

[Mamyalynne]

Publishers are also stockpiling newsprint and ink - it could be a race to see which runs out (sorry) first.