Supermarket Sausage

[nicebloke1]

Its with regret that the investigation into the sausage as had to be abandoned for the time being. The first sausage hit the pan at 8.40am, by 8.43am there were numerous explosions within the pan area, resulting in fragments of unidentified missiles( DNA as yet, not know)
hitting walls and ceiling.

Its pretty obvious before continuing I will need a full asbestos suite and face mask.
You will be glad to hear that I avoided a visit to AE, but due to the horrific remains left in the pan, that I can only describe as a large festering boil, I may need some counselling in the coming weeks.
I know many of you were looking forward to this report on the supermarket sausage, and I'm very sorry! as soon as I recover I will make a second attempt with full protection gear.

[gness]

I'd have put my hand up had Dave not assured me that ejulation wasn't a word....silly old sausage..... ;-)

[dannyk13]

https://www.yourdictionary.com/ejulation

[retrocop]

Well done Danny
I note the avid cruciverbalists knew what it meant . :-)

[retrocop]

//.silly old sausage..... ;-)//

Is an old sausage a 'Banger'?

[dannyk13]

I thought that it was a a no account word.

[maggiebee]

That's two new words I've had to look up today!

[marval]

I had to look it up as well.

I was looking forward to hearing about sausages, I had my mashed potato all ready.

[Mamyalynne]

I'd made some onion gravy too.

[retrocop]

//That's two new words I've had to look up today!//
Lol