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Good Book
My partner likes nothing more than to curl up with a good book. So I have bought him a copy of Advanced Contortionism.
I have just bought a new Wigwam, my partner says it looks just like one of our older Wigwams. I agree, it is very similar to a certain ex Tent.
When it comes to relationships I always envied Pierre and Marie Curie, I don’t know what it was, they just seemed to have this special chemistry going.
A fox has just killed all my chickens. I don’t know how I’m going to recoup my losses.
I got so drunk last night that someone put me in the recovery position. This morning I woke up on the back of an R.A.C. truck.
Some bloke asked me if I wanted to buy a sat nav for £5,000. I told him where to go.
I only ever watch movies made by a certain production company. It is so important to me, in fact it is paramount.
I regularly use mousse to style my hair. The big pile of leftover antlers is becoming a problem though.
I hate jokes about Vietnam. They really Hanoi me.
I have just been on one of those 1830’s holidays, It was really good, everyone was wearing cravats and riding penny farthings.
I have just bought a new Wigwam, my partner says it looks just like one of our older Wigwams. I agree, it is very similar to a certain ex Tent.
When it comes to relationships I always envied Pierre and Marie Curie, I don’t know what it was, they just seemed to have this special chemistry going.
A fox has just killed all my chickens. I don’t know how I’m going to recoup my losses.
I got so drunk last night that someone put me in the recovery position. This morning I woke up on the back of an R.A.C. truck.
Some bloke asked me if I wanted to buy a sat nav for £5,000. I told him where to go.
I only ever watch movies made by a certain production company. It is so important to me, in fact it is paramount.
I regularly use mousse to style my hair. The big pile of leftover antlers is becoming a problem though.
I hate jokes about Vietnam. They really Hanoi me.
I have just been on one of those 1830’s holidays, It was really good, everyone was wearing cravats and riding penny farthings.
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