Seance

[maggiebee]

I went to a séance today. I sat on my own in a tent with only a small table and a crystal ball.

Soon, a woman dressed as a gypsy came in and sat down opposite me. She clasped her hands round the crystal ball then smiled. Soon she started to look at me and laugh !

I became angry and leant over the table, giving her a slap.

She jumped up and said "Why did you do that?"

I explained to her that I always like to strike a happy medium......

[Patsy33]

Groan....Lol!

[Jordyboy9]

Nice one Maggiebee my wife is a medium,
It says it on her Knickers

[spathiphyllum]

LOL jordy

[marval]

lol

[aelmpvw]

she didn't see that coming ...