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[maggiebee]

The High Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene at Parliament Square this Christmas.

This is not for any religious reason. Apparently it proved impossible to find Three Wise Men in the whole of Westminster Palace and Whitehall. The search for a Virgin continues.

There was, however, NO problem finding enough asses to fill the stable.

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

Good one! Lol...

[DTCwordfan]

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The angel of Boris came down,
And glory shone around.

Anon.
While ministers washed their responsibilities at night
All seated round the Commons tub
A bar of Bercow soap came down
And they began to scrub!”

And…
While the electorate watched the News at night
All tuned to ITV
The angel of the Queen came down
And changed over to BBC.