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[maggiebee]

Assassination attempt on President Trump. 1023 E.S.T. New York City

A lone gunman pulled a gun and aimed it at President Trump. A young FBI agent, looking panicked, shouted "Mickey Mouse" and shot the would be assassin dead.

President Trump rushed over and thanked the young agent and asked him "Why did you shout Mickey Mouse?"

The Agent said, "Sorry Sir, I panicked, I meant to say "Donald Duck"!"

[DTCwordfan]

Mickey was in court as to his divorce to Minny.

The Judge, "I can't give you a divorce on the grounds that she has bucked teeth, Mickey."

"Who said, she has bucked teeth - she's efffing Goofy."