I Used To Own

[marval]

I use to own a car made entirely of wood, wooden body, wooden wheels, wooden seats, wooden engine. I had to sell though, it wooden go.


I phoned the weak bladder helpline about my problem, it's 1p a minute.

The happy couple pledged their vows to each other
He offered his honour,
She honoured his offer
And all night long it was honour and offer.


A disillusioned plumber decided to leave his wife Florence but didn't have the courage to tell her to her face.

So he decided to leave her a note.

She came down in the morning to find it on the kitchen table.

It simply read. It's over Flo.

[Patsy33]

Ha ha ha...Loved them Marval!