Darts

[Patsy33]

Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the target.
From the lounge wife asks: "What are you doing honey?"

Husband: “Missing you"

[jno]

a pointed remark, but I hope he's ready to take flight

[Captain2]

what a load of bull

[marval]

How many darts does he have, 180?

[Patsy33]

Are you board Captain?..

[Patsy33]

Hi Marval, just been watching TV.
'3 In a Bed'

[Captain2]

I was inferring that there weren't many bulls hit Patsy. ;0))

[Patsy33]

Hey Captain, don't worry, I don't keep score :-)

[Bazile]

BFH

[pixie374]

I can't remember where I saw this... (hopefully not here)

I gave my wife a dart and a world map, to decide where we are going on holiday next year.
Apparently we will be spending two weeks having picnics by the skirting board.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol....