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I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah. I thought: 'He’s trying to pull a fast one.'
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
This bloke said to me: 'I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.' I said: 'Is that a fret?'
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me.'
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.’
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
This bloke said to me: 'I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.' I said: 'Is that a fret?'
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, 'I want you to trace someone for me.'
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.’
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