I Am Lost

[marval]

A lost tourist in London asks a local for directions: "Excuse me, how do I get to the Albert Hall?"

"Talent, luck and lots of practice."


Visitors to Spain are amazed at the skill of the tattoo artists there.

No one expects the Spanish ink precision


A Yorkshireman set-up a business removing all the debris after a building had been demolished.
But some thought he was just asking for t'rubble.


I recently purchased a thesaurus from Amazon, when it arrived every page was blank

I have no words to express how angry I am.


I tried cooking corned beef fritters for tea, but made a hash out of it.


If you are captured by cannibals, remember to stay cool.calm and collected.
No point in ending up in a stew.

[Chipchopper]

I know Albert's brother from across the pond .....Carnegie

[Bazile]

like the last one

[maggiebee]

Love that Spanish tattoo artist.

[Ken4155]

I once was lost, but now i'm found. I have to credit amazing Grace for that, though.

[Patsy33]

A good collection there, Marval.
The Spanish tattoo artist is very clever.. :-)