Have You?
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
What have Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog got in common?
They have the same middle name.
I had a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.
I regretted it a minute later.
Whilst paying for my sandwich and crisps in the supermarket, I was embarrassed to be asked by the rather attractive check out lad, if I would like to go for a drink. “I am 68 years old and happily married”, I blurted. “It is part of the meal deal’” he replied.