No More Dancing

[marval]

Paddy and Murphy are sat in the pub and the barmaid mentions that they are both getting a bit of a belly.

They decide it is time for a bit of exercise.

The barmaid says the best form of exercise is dancing.

They decide to make a list of different types and decide which they like as they try them over the next few weeks.

The following night they both stagger into the bar.

They were torn to shreds, their clothes were hanging off them, and blood was everywhere.

Paddy turns to Murphy and says, “Right, we can knock the *** lion dancing of the list.”

[Chipchopper]

I heard they were gonna try their hand at Morris dancing but they kept sliding off the bonnets :-)

[jno]

the black bottom's no good once you run out of shoe polish.

[Chipchopper]

Thanks for the B.A. S.S,
I look forward to the day we can all start dancing again!, when the lock down is a thing of the past.
Voulez vous dancer avec moi ?