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The plumber said, “Why haven’t you paid the bill for the work I did for you last Friday?”
Paddy replied. “Well it wasn’t what you quoted”
The plumber responded, “I didn’t give you a quote”.
Paddy replied, “Yes you did. When I asked you which day you could come and carry out the work you said you were free on Friday."
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I cycled round to the local off-licence to stock up with a bottle of whisky to aid my lockdown blues. As I put it in my basket I thought,”What if I fall off my bike on the way home, the bottle will probably break".
So I drank it all outside the shop there and then.
Good thing I did, because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
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A woman was up in Court today for stock-piling ice cream, tinned fruit, and raspberry sauce. In her defence, she claimed she was preparing for self-isolation for a month of Sundaes.
Paddy replied. “Well it wasn’t what you quoted”
The plumber responded, “I didn’t give you a quote”.
Paddy replied, “Yes you did. When I asked you which day you could come and carry out the work you said you were free on Friday."
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I cycled round to the local off-licence to stock up with a bottle of whisky to aid my lockdown blues. As I put it in my basket I thought,”What if I fall off my bike on the way home, the bottle will probably break".
So I drank it all outside the shop there and then.
Good thing I did, because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
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A woman was up in Court today for stock-piling ice cream, tinned fruit, and raspberry sauce. In her defence, she claimed she was preparing for self-isolation for a month of Sundaes.
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