Pizza Delivery

[Hymie]

A student delivered a pizza to old Ken’s home – on taking delivery, Ken asked ‘What is the usual tip I should be giving you?’

‘Well,’ replied the student ‘this is the first time I have delivered to you, but the others said that I’d be lucky to get a 10p tip from you.’

‘Is that so?’ snorted Ken, ‘well, just show them how wrong they are, here’s five quid.’

‘Thanks.’ says the youth, ‘I’ll put this towards my studies.’

‘What are you studying?’ asks Ken.

The lad smiled and said ‘Applied Psychology.’

[Patsy33]

He applied it well...

[Chipchopper]

The change will do him good

[Ken4155]

I don't eat pizza so it must've been someone else's house :-)