Driving

[marval]

I was driving down a one way street and got stopped by a policeman

Policeman" This is a one way street and your going the wrong way. Didn't you see the arrows"?

Me “Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians."


At a Scottish bakery.

Is that a cake or a meringue?

Aye, you're correct, it's a cake.


As I get older I can't help reflecting on people I have lost over the years.

Maybe being a tour guide was not for me.

[Patsy33]

Fancy going down a one way street. You're such a cowboy..

[Chipchopper]

But you was only going one way