On a trip to Glastonbury, I was shown the room that I had made a reservation for, a week earlier. The room was all furnished in a medieval theme with suits of armour etc.
I went straight down to the reception and said to the hotel manager "I think there must be some mistake, that is clearly not the room I had booked".
The manager opened the registration book and said "Sir, you booked a room for two knights, did you not ?"