How Much More Bull S****

[teacake44]

Email from my car insurance, Quote: We are here to help you get through covid, email contains quotes for all sorts of insurance cover.

Message from my online bank, Quote: We are working hard to help you during covid 19, Please don't phone us, we are very busy.

Dentist, Quote: We are here to look after your smile, but at the moment we can only see you in an emergency. In other words, unless you have a fat wallet, forget it.

Doctor's surgery, Note on door, Quote: We are here to keep you safe from covid, but don't visit, please call in an emergency. In other words sod off unless your nearly dead, in that case call 999.

As you may now be well a wear I'm getting a little sick of this nonsense being rammed down my throat, and that's before I turn the TV on and watch all the adds that have be made around covid. :0)

[teacake44]

Well just to add to my irritating day. While I was out and about today I happen to be waiting near a mobile burger bar, not that I ever use one, but I must admit as burger bars go this one was pretty immaculate inside and out.
But the performance I saw of an assistant serving someone a burger was just bonkers.
She had disposable gloves on making the burger up, placed the burger into what I believe was a sort of stainless steal dish, pointed the dish towards the customer, for him to take the burger out, then after he had taken the burger out, she asked him to put the money in the same dish, he got a £5 note out his wallet and placed it in the dish. She carried the dish to the till, took the £5 note out ( with the same gloves on) put the £5 in the till then took out the change and put it in the same dish, and then pointed the dish at the customer for him to take his change. According to the sign on the side of the van its been awarded 5 stars for hygiene. Of course unless you haven't cottoned on this procedure is all in the fight against covid. :0) off their trolley I think.

[Canary42]

I can't help chuckling when I get a missive saying,"Nothing is more important to us than our customers". A Freudian exposé if ever I saw one, seeing that they do nothing.

[Jackdaw33]

The one that always tickles me is, "Your call is important to us". Like hell it is!

[Apc2604]

Message from Morrison's delivery receipt to phone customer services if you have a problem. Phoned customer service. Message to the effect that they are not operating a customer service phone service at present because they are too busy keeping the nation fed!

[teacake44]

That call is very important if their charging for it while listening to some crap recording. Joking apart the sh*** is going to hit the fan sooner or later if they carry on taking the pee.

[douglas9401]

To answer your question, the bull has a voracious appetite and a healthy digestive tract.

Limitless.

[teacake44]

18.33 To busy trying to work out how many more staff they can get rid of.

[Apc2604]

But our doctors at the medical centre have been brilliant all through this time,unless you suspect you may have Covid.

[vulcan42]

My local clinic is useless. The door is locked and you are only allowed entry if you have an appointment which can only be made on the telephone which they do not answer.

[zebo]

My dentist is doing nothing except cosmetic work, presumably it pays far better. The doctor is doing phone consultations and face to face if needed. My car insurance had rocketed, when I went opn line I was told I could phone to discuss it but no reductions were available, went elsewhere and got the same for £100 less.