Crossing

[Rondy]

I spent half an hour trying to cross a busy road today.

A passer by said, "There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."

I said, "I hope he's having better bloody luck than me!"

[Bazile]

And a hundred yards further up the road, is a pelican crossing as well , without any problems

[Patsy33]

Lol!!

[Chipchopper]

A Dave Allen classic, I think. :-)