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Parents Who Missed Going To School
These are not made up, they really were letters to Merseyside schools:
(Spellings have been left intact.)
My son is under a doctor's care and should not takeP.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John Henry being absenton Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33
Please excuse Gloria Jean from Jim today. She is administrating
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carl was absent yesterday because he playing football. He hurt in the growing part.
Pearl could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Please xcuse Roy from school, he ain't got no raincot and it was missing rain.
Please excuse Bobby fom school cause he uncledied. Bob say, "I sho glad it want me."
Len will not be in school cus he has an acre in hisside .
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Peter from being absent yesterday. He had(diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the s----. [Words werecrossed out in the ( )'s}
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Ian was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father' fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a weak from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Willie being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yestitty. She was in bed with gramps.
Lizie was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Brenda, she been sick and under the doctor.
Mary was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
(Spellings have been left intact.)
My son is under a doctor's care and should not takeP.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John Henry being absenton Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33
Please excuse Gloria Jean from Jim today. She is administrating
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carl was absent yesterday because he playing football. He hurt in the growing part.
Pearl could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Please xcuse Roy from school, he ain't got no raincot and it was missing rain.
Please excuse Bobby fom school cause he uncledied. Bob say, "I sho glad it want me."
Len will not be in school cus he has an acre in hisside .
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Peter from being absent yesterday. He had(diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the s----. [Words werecrossed out in the ( )'s}
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Ian was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father' fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a weak from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Willie being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yestitty. She was in bed with gramps.
Lizie was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Brenda, she been sick and under the doctor.
Mary was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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that is the time they let the kids in before closing the skool gates
the parents who had to work
took to throwing their children OVER the fence (6')
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that is the time they let the kids in before closing the skool gates
the parents who had to work
took to throwing their children OVER the fence (6')
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just thought I wd add to the - - - melee
et voici en francais
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problem is that Ab Editor speaks as much french as the av ABer and thinks this is an ad for enlargement of smaller organs